Between us Dad and I rack up 110 years today! Wowsers! That is GOLD.

So what do you draw for your old man who has many different obsessions? (YES, like father like daughter. Different obsessions though.) Wild roaming animals from the African plains? Zulu warriors? Native Americans? WW1 soldiers? And I’m hardly scratching the surface here.

Then I remembered the countless Westerns I sat through as a kid and I thought of that famous Dad joke, “Fastest Banana in the West” – the one where you draw your banana from your hip as quickly as possible in a tense banana shootout.

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Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be… [singer, song, vintage???].

You know. “I have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise.” Yes, here she comes again!

“My boobs are fake. My hair is fake but what is real is my voice and my heART.” ~ Dolly Garlinge.

It’s Saturday. I’m 39.99 and I’m going out out!

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I WILL PREVIVE [Intro] diary extract,13 August 2016

THE INBETWEENERS series (2016)

“Dolly, we got something going on. One of my favourite questions to be asked is, “Glass of wine?” And traditionally my favourite response is, “Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?” Yes, I’m sleeping on my back. Running at 50% – still seasick and drowsy which is so, so yuck. Can’t wait to do it all again.”

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I fell into a burning ring of fire. Singing the blues with Johnny Cash (Joaquin Phoenix) this long weekend – my solo Saturday night viewing.

12 June 2016

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